That time I got points
When I go to the library
What I say I’m going to do What I actually do
Getting drinks at Bull Run
Everyone else Me
Happy Finals Week
When I see a person using a study room in the...
When I tell someone I'm a humanities major
When I see hipsters smoking outside the library
They’re all like And I’m like
When I'm on the Community Judicial Board
When I talk to career services
How I feel during finals week
When I hear someone else got a job
On the outside I’m like But on the inside I’m like
When someone says they want to go to the freez
When I pregame
Dancing at a party
When I tired to lie about my name on a register...
When call me maybe comes on at a party
Trying to walk from uphill to a downtown party
When sophomore girls have to go back to their room...
Life after graduation
When a sorority girl catches a freshman girl at a...
Walking back from the bar in the snow with my...
When my professor makes blanket statements about...
While I see people outside when I'm still in class
When I get drunk and go to the caf
When I overhear a tourguide
When I see one of the deans driving around in a...
When I get drunk, order dominos, pass out, and...
When a professor calls on me during a Thursday 8am
What our non-alcs look like
When an old hookup shows up to a party at 2am
How I describe Bucknell to other people
Freshman dudes at parties
Trying to get in Actually getting in for the first time
My parents when they dropped me off at orientation
First day of spring that's warm enough for...
How my townie neighbors think of our house
When a senior girl sees a freshman at orientation
When Dean Marrara wasn't head of greek life...
But then I found out Kevin Foster was his replacement and I was like
When You-Know-Who walks down the street
LPD Dashboard Camera on Wednesday Nights
How I feel at BU After Dark
When I find out Doces is my professor
When freshmen show up before the party opens
How my wallet feels at the Bull Run
At night The next morning
The real reason people go to the gym at 5
At a register
Freshman Sophomore Junior Senior
When I walk past the LARPers
Walking to my mixer during winter
When Walter makes my sandwich at the Bison
And I’m like…