Going to Coming Back
When I go to sheetz
Having to pick between MSD and Diggity after the...
Realizing graduation is coming and there's nothing...
When I read the campus climate report
Before I started it Second semester senior year
When people talk about BOF
BOFers Every single other person
Checking stalkernet the night after a random...
Every senior's facebook
When a girl says she's "practically a brother"
Walking down the row of computers on the 1st floor...
When I take a class at the gym
When freshmen show up to a party in lanyards and...
Trying to close the pasta containers from the...
When a classmate offers to present first
Swartz Smith Vedder McDonnell Larison
When someone tells me they're in a res college
That time I got points
When I go to the library
What I say I’m going to do What I actually do
Getting drinks at Bull Run
Everyone else Me
Happy Finals Week
When I see a person using a study room in the...
When I tell someone I'm a humanities major
When I see hipsters smoking outside the library
They’re all like And I’m like
When I'm on the Community Judicial Board
When I talk to career services
How I feel during finals week
When I hear someone else got a job
On the outside I’m like But on the inside I’m like
When someone says they want to go to the freez
When I pregame
Dancing at a party
When I tired to lie about my name on a register...
When call me maybe comes on at a party
Trying to walk from uphill to a downtown party
When sophomore girls have to go back to their room...
Life after graduation
When a sorority girl catches a freshman girl at a...
Walking back from the bar in the snow with my...
When my professor makes blanket statements about...
While I see people outside when I'm still in class
When I get drunk and go to the caf
When I overhear a tourguide
When I see one of the deans driving around in a...
When I get drunk, order dominos, pass out, and...
When a professor calls on me during a Thursday 8am
What our non-alcs look like
When an old hookup shows up to a party at 2am
How I describe Bucknell to other people
Freshman dudes at parties
Trying to get in Actually getting in for the first time
My parents when they dropped me off at orientation